When Life gives you Lemon...

There is a famous saying when "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade."  But when life really gives us lemons what should we do. Here is various idea I collected over various sources.

• When life gives you lemons, start a lemon orchard and then use all of your lemon money to buy a lime orchard, beginning your citrus monopoly. (Optimist)
• When life gives you lemons, make lemon grass chicken with a hint of garlic.  (i.e Paula Dean)
• When God gives you lemons, FIND A NEW GOD! (Atheist)
• When life gives you lemons you can't make lemonade because you need sugar for that. Enjoy your sour lemon water. Dumb-ass. (Pessimist)

• When life gives you lemons, throw them away, because you don't like lemons. You prefer apples.(Denial)
• When life gives you lemons make lemonade...just add HCL to it and give it back to life. That will teach the SOB not to give you lemons.(Vindictive)
• When life gives you lemons, have pity on lemons for they must feel worse than you do. :-)
• When life gives you lemons shut up and eat your damn lemons (realist)
• When life gives you lemons ... Wait, who gives lemons as a gift? (Always blame on others)
• When life gives you lemons crack out the tequila and salt then invite a bunch of people over and get really drunk then stay up all night swearing at life. (alcoholic)
• When life gives you lemons, it's time for tequila slammers (party lovers)
• When life gives you lemons fight a dude! 
• When life gives you lemon , make grape juice, sit back and let the world wonder.
• When life gives you lemons make a giant lemon cannon and shoot the stupid lemons back at stupid life!
• When life gives you lemons you better get a taste for sour fruit!
• When life gives you lemons sell them on ebay.
• When life gives you lemons, put the juice on your hands and ask them "Guess who?"
• When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and find someone who's life gave them vodka. Then have a party.
• When life gives you lemons, squire it in your enemies's eyes.
• When life gives you lemons, make a movie about it. (i.e. Michale Moore)
• When life gives you lemons, pretend they're oranges and hope nobody notices.
• When Life gives you Lemons, swell up and die
• When life gives you lemons you make lemonade, but when life gives me lemons, I'll kick your ass. Then I'll drink your lemonade. Why? because i don't own a juicer.
• When life gives you lemons, it probably gave all the oranges away to other people...
• When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Unfortunately life does not give you sugar. Enjoy your lemon juice.